reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted









cindersatmidnight:

RED

EVERYBODY DIES

BLACK

EVERYBODY DIES

RED

EVERYBODY DIES

BLACK

EVERYBODY DIES







monsterfoundry:

This is the best thing ever.



khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of genotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 



vardaesque:

get it sister marjorie

vardaesque:

get it sister marjorie



you ever have one of those moments where you sit back and take a long hard look at your life and your choices and you start to regret everything you’ve become? i’m sitting on the couch in a monsters inc. onesie and eating ice cream straight out of the tub and i’m having one of those moments.





4.10.14 I’ve stopped being sorry for all my soft. I won’t apologise because I miss you, or because I said it, or because I text you first, or again. I think everyone spends too much time trying to close themselves off. I don’t want to be cool or indifferent, I want to be honest. If I love you at 5AM, I’d damn well rather that you know I felt it. If I love you two hours later, I’ll tell you then too. Listen, I won’t wait double the time it takes for you to text me back because I don’t want to. I don’t care enough to be patient with you. I’m happy, you made me feel that way, don’t you want to know? So that’s how it’s going to be. I’m going to leave myself as open as a church door. And I’m going to wake you up before the crack of dawn to tell you that I’m fucking joyful, no pretending, not from me, not ever. Would you like some coffee, would you please kiss me? Here, these are my hands, this is my mouth, it is all yours.
— Azra.T “Don’t Wait Three Days to Text First.”  (via 5000letters)