take a breath and let the rest come easy

(Source: bigpinkbunny, via thefemalemuffin)

(Source: kristensngillians, via thefemalemuffin)

sOBBING

(Source: batchesofhiddles, via loki-ten)

Okay listen, I am going to get you to that hospital, or die trying. And if I succeed, I ask only one thing in return… Let me chose your child’s middle name.

other part [x]

(via howimetyourmother)

turtlesandtoothbrushes:

niall sweetie, what the fuck are you doing?

likesboyswholikeboys:

boxlunches:

top-tier-motherfucker:

thesilentsleeper:

Yeah that’s right

I’m reblogging

Gay lions

Hey bro. Over 560 species of mammals alone are proven to have rampant gay sex outside of mating season and many birds take on same-sex life long partners. Particularly swans I believe. Aw yeah.

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan you feel

The love toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

homosexual lions. this is what the internet was made for. fuck yes.

(via loki-ten)

ALICE LOOK AT THIS OH JESUS HELP ME.

(Source: linsdayrose)

(Source: 1612th, via danisnotonfire)

i just got guilted into babysitting two of the most demanding children from 2:30 in the afternoon until, like, 7 at night. help.

santanadelrey:

how can you hate blaine he’s literally the human incarnation of this smiley

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

(via loki-ten)

olvidare:

The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable.

(via loki-ten)

hella-dapper:

Harry Styles must be a publicist’s nightmare.

one of my mum’s friends was talking about when she was on jury duty and she was talking about one of the cases she sat in on where a man climbed into this girl’s bedroom window and raped her so i started singing.

CLIMBIN’ IN YO WINDOWS, SNATCHIN’ YO PEOPLE UP. HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE CAUSE THEY RAPIN’ ERRYBODY UP IN HAY.

my grandmother didn’t appreciate it.

Weather forecast: 18 degrees with sunshine.
English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
Australian Person: ITS FUCKING FREEZING!
Barbadian Person: WHAT IS THIS SHITE THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING ERRYBODY RUN FO YO LIIIIIIIIIVES.